Under cover of Tickle's new restaurant and Josh's new towing business, the Virginia boys attempt a 500-gallon bootleg. When the creek runs dry, Jerry designs what he hopes will be a revolutionary waterless still. Tim and Howard make rum from corn stalks.

Mark and Digger invent a patriotic corn whiskey recipe using red, white and blue corn. Jerry's stolen still threatens to drive a wedge between partners. Accident-prone Josh returns to the safety of his home, only to crash his minivan into his own house.