A seller brings in a antique high wheel bike, Rick gets his refurbished Samurai swords in and tells his crew not to sell the most expensive one; Rick has a chance to buy a refurbished Bluthner grand piano.

Rick tries to snap up an autographed card of President Abraham Lincoln that he can't picture himself without. Corey and Chum think about offering big bills for a golf driver shaft designed for President Bill Clinton, until they're fore-warned he may not have used it. Rick checks out a personal check signed by President James Madison that bounces into the shop, but will it clear his reservations? Later, a patent model for an American flag press has Rick seeing stars and stripes, but will he pledge to buy it?