Ivy Calvin takes a seat along with Barry and Kenny to talk pigeons, turtles and the secrets of making a living as a storage buyer. Later, the entire casts recounts the craziest things they've ever heard Laura say and share their worst locker buying experiences.

Brandi wakes up on the wrong side of the bed but feels much better after picking up a locker in Placentia; Rene goes to the office to quickly flip his money; Kenny struggles just to get through his unit, which seems to have it in for him.