Lisa enlists Stassi and Katie to perform a sexy dance at Guillermo's surprise burlesque birthday party. Jax is confronted with a health scare but receives scorn instead of sympathy from Stassi. Then, Kristen picks a fight to stop the gossiping about Tom and the new bartender.

Lisa tries to wish Peter a happy 30th birthday, but when Scheana gives Peter an inappropriate lap dance, Katie and Kristen pick a fight and run Scheana out of the party. Stassi accuses Jax of being a sex addict, only to learn that Jax may have slept with one of her best friends.