President Skroob fools Yogurt with a "free body scan" to steal his gallbladder which is the source of all the Schwartz. Now Lone Starr and "Black Barf" must get it back. But Dark Helmet wants all the Schwartz in the galaxy.

Parody: Pirates of the Caribbean

Skroob is way behind in the re-election polls, so he and Dark Helmet go back in time to kill the great great etc grandmother of his opponent. Absent Characters: Princess Vespa and Dot Matrix

Parody: The Terminator