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A re-telling of the first half of the original film, in which Dark Helmet abducts Princess Vespa so that he can blackmail her father into giving up his planet's air.
A re-telling of the second half of the original film, in which Lone Starr and Bart rescue Princess Vespa from Dark Helmet. Changes from the original are that Lone Starr retains the ring of the Schwartz and does not turn out to be a prince, resulting in Vespa remaining single.
Dark Helmet gets knocked out by a robot stripper in Skroob's new casino and recalls his origin story as in a dream. Once he was a young boy named Pannakin Crybaby (a pun on "panicking crybaby"), he won his freedom in a NasPodrace, was trained in the Schwartz by Yogurt, fell in love with Princess Harley Van Patten, and became Lord Dark Helmet. Absent Characters:Lone Starr, Princess Vespa, Dot Matrix, and Barf
Parody: Star Wars prequel trilogy