Orange the Red, Pear Forkbeard, and the rest of the Viking-­‐fruit set sail to explore the arctic seas. When they crash into Greens-and, a barren head of iceberg lettuce populated by leprechauns, Orange is granted three wishes. But will he waste those wishes on willy-nilly wants? Or will he wise up and do away with the wisecracks?

In the time of applesaurs and banandons, the cave-­‐man Nerville falls in love with a prehistoric babe. But when a Cro-­‐Magnon named Oog steals her away, Orange hatches a plan to help Nerville win back the cave-­‐woman of his dreams.