Things are still frosty between the staff after the peer reviews, while Kirsty deals with Ollie's unwelcome surprise. Ruhma's colleague delivers her 5,000th birth, but things don't go to plan.

Karen discovers the wonders of talking texts, and Rich uses Ollie to spend time with Kirsty. Bear is roped into wearing an interesting costume to raise money for charity, but has to give chase in it when a thief makes off with the donation box.