Morph and Chas are having a game of cricket, but their bat and ball are confiscated when they accidentally knock Grandmorph off his skateboard. The pair then devise ridiculous schemes to retrieve the lost items.

Morph finds an odd-looking, "exceedingly ugly" stranger sleeping next to his box one morning. The stranger seems to like to eat everything, including Morph's leg. Then the visitor's mother turns up to thank Morph for looking after her offspring.