All sorts of odds-and-ends have been going missing from under the table, including Delilah's saw, Chas's cricket bat, Grandmorph's skateboard, and Morph's comic. Morph sets out to look for clues while Grandmorph sets up a burglar alarm, but the missing items may not have been stolen: they may have been eaten.

Morph gets himself some old bits of wire and has a go at dowsing. Grandmorph is mending the soft drink machine and takes out the all-important swoggle-flange for repairs. Unfortunately Chas mistakes the device for a rock cake and eats it. Morph goes on the hunt for the missing swoggle-flange with his dowsing rods.