On the series premiere we learn how Robert Dickson met Gloria Quigley. The match was arranged by Cupid, who first had to show Gloria how marriage to a dream ideal husband, Rodney Wonderful, would be dull, dull, dull. They meet in a discotheque where the rock group The Turtles are playing.

Robert Dickson will marry Gloria Quigley tonight, but first a visit to the city license bureau finds Robert having second thoughts. Then it's time to meet the folks, who are as unprepared to lose their daughter as they are to gain a son. Maybe the couple will follow the sage counsel of Gloria's fahter: Elope!