Robert Dickson will marry Gloria Quigley tonight, but first a visit to the city license bureau finds Robert having second thoughts. Then it's time to meet the folks, who are as unprepared to lose their daughter as they are to gain a son. Maybe the couple will follow the sage counsel of Gloria's fahter: Elope!

Everyone knows about New York's housing shortage—except Bobby and Gloria. Tonight they learn to decipher classified ads, discover the secrets of an "enchanted cottage," and cope with a glad handing real estate agent.