An alternate version of "Spider" with several scenes shortened and Skillet's drum solo added in. Rhoda and Shark's conversation is cut down, thus removing Golden Joe's appearance, Mosquitor's letter was cut down and the dripping blood was removed, and Shark's conversation with Fitz about the record is shortened to "Don't look under your bed." These cuts made room for an extended drum solo which went on for about three and half minutes.

This special aired directly following the premiere of the standard version of "Spider", it was only aired once.

A new Rhoda appears and tries to pass off the dead Rhoda as "a joke." Fitz incapacitates Man/Woman and forces a reluctant Rhoda to give him answers about what's going on. Fitz travels to the corndog farm, taking Roostre, Golden Joe, and Peanut Cop captive, and has another flashback in which his wife encounters the Shadowy Figure. Roostre reveals that C.J. Muff's real name is Bermingham. At the farm, The New Guy appears and tries to hypnotize everyone with his music. Shark and Rectangular Businessman discover Rhoda is cooperating with Fitz.