Kenny is writing a book in which a beautiful woman who looks a lot like Fist shares a cabin in the hills with him. Clare is also writing a book, in which a handsome professor who looks a lot like Barney falls in love with his student, a lovely American woman not unlike Clare.

Janice hosts the book group as they discuss the book written by the author she is having an affair with. But the group can't seem to focus on their subject.