It's time for the showdown between Eddie's "Snowflakes" and Bill's "Sambos". Maple Terrace braces itself for war! Will Eddie keep the Lion and Lamb white? Will Bill use black magic? Will Jacko ever buy a round?

With the news that the Reynolds household will soon be numbering three and with Bill bragging about "ringing the bell", Eddie devises a plan to prove his manhood. Brace yourself for a master class in seduction.