Indulging his interest in famous crimes by purchasing a pair of handcuffs reported to have been used to arrest Dr. Crippin, Jacko tests them out on Eddie and Bill. Unfortunately he hasn't bought a key!

Eddie's staunch socialist, trade unionism brings relations to a head. He's outraged that Bill should want to do an honest day's work; for Bill his attitude is the last straw, and he vows never to return to the club.