All around the world, people are pulling the padge. Because there can only be one winner. And that winner, is you. It's one of life's most natural, beautiful phenomenons that everyone has tried at least once - including and especially your mom.

This week the gals are chattin' babies - but they're not having one, Mary! If you HAVE the baby, you can't BE the baby. So, forget everything you know about babies. In fact, throw the whole concept of babies out the window (and the baby too, if you want).