In the series premiere, the birth of technology is chronicled and cultivates in the creation of an unusual product for tech fans. The Birthday Boys stock up on eggs, shaving cream and toilet paper to stir up some "Christian Mischief." Car-y the car takes us on a magical journey to the Land of Pretend that gets a little too real. The guys interrogate potential imposters transporting a dangerous warhead that leaves them exposed.

Tim loses his mind trying to keep up with the complicated story lines of shows in the current age of TV. Among the most fervently discussed: a mindless wacky variety show that counts each minute, on the minute, of the episode's hour.