Charlie blesses an American Pope and an American Bluey, the Wizard of Ausvotes Antony Green swings by the desk, Nicolette Minster takes on menopause marketing and Concetta Caristo previews Putin's Eurovision reboot.

Charlie bulks up for the steroid games, Jimmy Barnes is back on the bagpipes, Alex Ward saves the Matilda's ACLs, the ABC's The Piano has a groundbreaking spinoff and Rhys Nicholson cracks the s***s.