Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slipping on vomit left by a passenger; and a door glazer who shot himself in the finger with a nail gun.

Plus, a man saved by surgeons after accidentally hacking his head in half with an angle grinder.

Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidently using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops.

Plus, a man whose scalp was shaved off in a car crash and how surgeons saved him by blowing up his head with balloons.