Includes a woman wounded trying to kill a flea with a pair of pliers, a panto dame with an enormous elbow swelling, and a man whose leg burst open like a Christmas cracker after falling out of the loft trying to retrieve decorations.

Plus, how pioneering surgeons fitted an injured motorcyclist with a bionic bottom, and medical professionals confess the most bizarre and outrageous cases they've been confronted with in casualty.

Includes a pheasant hunter who survives being shot in the head; a schoolboy with a broken elbow after a trampoline dare goes wrong; and a ten-year-old who has stapled his own finger.

Plus, how skilled surgeons saved two lives after a heavily pregnant singer was impaled on a 5ft microphone stand.