Tonight, a drunk driver who can barely stand, the weird and wonderful at the Hokitika Bike Rally and a Waikanae fisherman hooks two big ones: an impressive kingfish and $950 of infringements.

Tonight, Downing beers on a South Island road-trip, but he's the driver, legless locals hit the streets of Motueka and honeymooners who can't keep their eyes or their car on the road in Canterbury.