Vampire altar boys and vampire choir boys have been preying on priests throughout the city. The Archbishop of San Francisco asks the Special Fathers for help and the Special Sister gets a crash course in vampire hunting. But will she be ready for the terrifying and unholy Vampire Communion?

DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out an old Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix in quiet isolation. But thirty years ago this place was the scene of a grisly crime - and soon the past invades the present in the form of Catholic school girl ghosts and an irritating disco song.