Pete finally gets a decent sports writing job but it's on the basis of a pretend relationship with his best mate's girlfriend. Problems ensue when an office romance blossoms...

Pete realises that he's too selfish and decides to turn his life around. His first altruistic act is to agree to a visa marriage.

Pete hits it off with an attractive older woman at an art auction. But being a toy boy results in complications...

Pete goes to a party where his friend and rival, Jake, reveals an intimate detail about his sex life. Pete promises to keep it a secret and then proceeds to tells everyone.

To get out of a trip to Amsterdam, Pete claims that he won't fly, inadvertently impressing a young woman with his green credentials. Which means he's going to have to make a few changes to his life...