Spoof comedy following the first Unified Scottish Police Force. Chief Commissioner Miekelson tries out some weapons, gets his portrait painted and does something about bigotry.

More funny and fantastical tales from the fictional Scottish Police Force. Officers deal with an endless Christmas, a drug dealer's endless excuses and the endless nonsense of local nuisance Bobby Muir. Spoof documentary starring Karen Bartke, Darren Connell and Jack Docherty with Joyce Falconer.