More funny and fantastical tales from the fictional Scottish Police Force. Officers deal with an endless Christmas, a drug dealer's endless excuses and the endless nonsense of local nuisance Bobby Muir. Spoof documentary starring Karen Bartke, Darren Connell and Jack Docherty with Joyce Falconer.

Hugh McKirdy and Surjit Singh respond to an incident involving Michelle McManus. Chief Commissioner Miekelson grudgingly receives an award for public service.