Traffic officers Surjit Singh and Hugh McKirdy get a rude awakening when they pull over an unlikely lothario's defaced van. Urban duo Jack McLaren and Sarah Fletcher make a revealing discovery when they respond to a pair of convivial naturists. 

Covert cop Archie Pepper pounces on criminals who share too much on social media. Volunteer officer Ken Beattie answers a distress call and undertakes a full programme of cleaning, washing and ironing. Chief Cameron Miekelson keeps his nose to the grindstone and his ear to the bagpipes as he personally selects a contemporary playlist. 

Thrills, spills and lengthy lunch bills as the bold Bravehearts flash the blue light and curtail criminality. Traffic officer Hugh McKirdy regrets going commando - his partner Surjit Singh dutifully provides cover while he seeks out reinforcement undergarments. At Coms HQ, there's a promotion for Maggie Le Beau, but the new call centre team leader soon discovers a breakdown in communications. Retired Police Chief Sir Neville Archibald selects the swankiest of eateries for an elongated procedural discussion with Cameron Miekelson. The local cop shop becomes a hotbed of political activity as officer Karen encounters an unstoppable force of passion. Cop comedy cuffing crime in all its guises.