One speeder won't stop, a trailer ridiculously overloaded with timber wipes out and it's a miracle when a stubborn truckie realises that seatbelts are worth wearing.

A motorcyclist's world is turned upside down in the Victoria Park Tunnel, truckies are taking risks and paying the price and a motorway wanderer tells of the time he got trespassed.

Emergency services race to save a driver in cardiac arrest, a drunk driver races to his date and a tired motorist isn't going anywhere fast when she blacks out at the wheel.

A motorway menace who is six times over the limit, crashing into cars and continuing to drive and Sergeant Andy diffuses a 30-year-old bomb.

Constable Heath encounters a gnarly crash wreck, a booze thief has a flash of conscience and a new employee forgets to gas up on his first-day commute.

Someone is on the run from the petrol pump, a kitten rescued from the fast lane lashes out at Constable Mike, and a motorway walker gets feisty with Sergeant Jonathan.

A drunk driver has a bad attitude and cops chase stolen shampoo.

A child is caught driving at 12 years old, a scrub fire by the motorway causes chaos, and senior constables Errol and Sheryll stop a drunk driver who's back to old tricks.

A biker thinks he's bulletproof - and he's got the vest to prove it, Constable Roya Shields finds a missing person and a drunk challenges an officer to a fight.

Sit down and brace yourself as we revisit a decade of motorway madness. The ill-advised, the ill-tempered, the ill-conceived and the just plain ill - we look back and ask ourselves, "seriously?!?"

Sergeant Andy Meale helps a woman suffering an anxiety attack, and there's a two-car collision involving a police vehicle.