John talks about attending the 1962 World Series with his father.

John encounters a drunk pilot and decides it is safe to fly with him, while Ann Mary shares how she makes Weapon Potatoes.

John scares people on bicycles while trying to explain that life is a beautiful and wonderful thing.

John recounts the time Joey Ramone waved at him.

John yells at the moon for not keeping an appointment and gives a lecture about new technology in the theater.

John sacrifices his handsomeness for humanity – and the introduction of Cowboy Beckett.