A meth addict tries to lick fallen drugs from the floor of a police station;  a bowlegged shoplifter tries to waddle out of a convenience store with a case of beer between her legs; a criminals seat belt foils his escape from his getaway car.

Dumb drivers; A man drives his car down the hallways of a city hall; a moped driver is too drunk to order takeout food; a man takes a $100,000 sports car for a test drive and totals it.

Dumbest partiers; a drinking contest leaves participants doused in beer; a bad break dancer lands in an emergency room; a drunk Russian woman preforms a impromptu striptease for arresting officers.