Romance is in the air when Jack asks the woman in the charity shop out on a date, but Victor may end up as a gooseberry. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

Jack and Victor, jealous of Old Tam's success at winning prizes by entering catchphrase competitions, decide to come up with a catchy new slogan for scones. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).