When Jack and Victor aren't invited to the wedding of the year, they decide to do something about it. Meanwhile Winston has his own plan to get an invite. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

Jack and Victor, jealous of Old Tam's success at winning prizes by entering catchphrase competitions, decide to come up with a catchy new slogan for scones. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

Jack and Victor enlist their friend Shug and his acute sense of hearing as they try to discover what Victor's son is saying on the answering machine. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

Romance is in the air when Jack asks the woman in the charity shop out on a date, but Victor may end up as a gooseberry. (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

It's the middle of a harsh winter and the old boys are frozen beyond belief. In the search to find some heat are they desperate enough to break the law? (All episodes in the first series, bar "Flittin'" were broadcast in the incorrect order when first aired on the BBC).

Anti-neighbours are making Jack's life hell. Luckily for Jack, a man's death has freed up a space in his best friend's lodgings.