Hank rents a back hoe to help put a new septic system in for Bill and then meets a guy just like him named Hal at the megalo mart. His back alley buddies get jealous of the time Hank is spending with Hal instead of them.

Hank is the voice of reason at the start of the holiday season as his neighbors and friends start worrying more and more about the Millennial bug causing civilization to collapse.