The Betches be salty about never winning awards, so they decide to do it themselves. Ladies and Betches, we are proud to present the First Annual BETCHY AWARDS.

Maddy introduces the Betch benefit (singular) program: PAID NAP TIME! But when the Betches refuse, she must go out of her way to "put them down."

THE Keke Palmer comes to set to host Betch, but no one is there to welcome her. Why? FRACKIN' TRAFFIC.

Lauren accidentally Snaps an incredibly embarassing selfie. Like, you don't even want to see it. JK, yes you do. #poopsnap

When the mysterious CEO of Betch decides to drop by, Maddy and Monica keep calm and freak the F*CK out.

Did Audrey genuinely throw a party for the crew? Or did she hit a small child with her car and distract them with cake while she figured out what to do with the body? Your call.

Harry Potter superfan Maddy sorts the Betches into Hogwarts houses, creating some presidential sized drama between Slytherins & Gryffindors.

Monica falls for a major pyramid scheme. A boob cream scheme.

Audrey makes a shocking announcement on her (brand new) YouTube channel, offending all of the Betches and the entire Internet community. Sry

Liza Koshy hosts the show from NASA, and sends her love to all of the Betches. Except for Audrey.