When Pete fights with his landlord over a satellite dish, Berg stays out of it---until one of the landlord's retaliatory moves kills his fish.

Philosophy major Berg lies to make his attorney dad happy and tells him he's a law student---unaware his dad's also lying: he's a sketch artist.

In a flashback episode that recalls how Pete and Berg met Sharon, the men vie for her affections, despite their "friendship before females" rule.

Pete gets upset when Berg plans to ask out his No. 1 patron: a lady who paints---with her naked body.

Pete begins dating the "perfect" woman after Berg answers her personal ad on his pal's behalf. But she goes nuts when Pete breaks a date with her to be with Berg.

To spend time with a girl he secretly likes, Berg hosts a party for Pete. Pete agrees to the scheme on one condition: Berg must reveal his feelings.

To cure Pete from fear of rebounding, Berg sets him up with a patient who won't be in town for long.

Pete and Berg run a softball team made up of strong female college players---and one awful pitcher. But Pete, who wants to date her, won't dump her.

As an anniversary gift to Pete, Melissa plans to move into his building, but her gesture doesn't match his gift for her---a toaster. Meanwhile, Berg tests a women's lotion.

Berg steals a Celtics championship banner for Pete, who's upset that he wasn't chosen to sit with the players during a game---but Berg was.

Sharon gets a beau, but Pete and Berg plot to "extricate him from her life" because she's never home to do their wash or let them use her TV.

Before Pete gives a career-defining presentation, he gobbles down a sandwich...and a pitcher of juice that contains Berg's experimental powder.

Pete has a change of heart about dumping Melissa, but she dumps him when Berg reveals Pete's original plan