Dustin Nickerson tells kids not to follow their dreams, Adrian "ADEE" McCovy describes an expensive first date, and Keith Johnson explains why he's the "iPhone 29 of people."

G. King calls out his friends who only want go to his free shows, Cody Woods looks back on going to an all-black school, and Mario Hodge recalls getting carjacked.

Ty Davis discusses the joys of the cougar lifestyle, Sir Alex chats about gambling with kids, and Ivan Martin encourages a gas station bootlegger.

Zack Johnson admits he hates all kids, Joel James remembers when he made O.J. Simpson feel unsafe, and Travis Blunt highlights his struggles as a biracial man.

Rob Ward remembers trying to stop a robbery, Mike Polk Jr. compares first and second weddings, and Nelsin Davis pleads for Cleveland to fix its potholes.

Shaddy McCoy confesses to the issues New Orleans has, Carissa Cropper admits she's the problem with her love life, and Arron "AO" Odom recalls overhearing a rowdy student.

Blaq Ron details how "making love" differs from sex, KeLanna Spiller addresses the elephant in the room, and Gerald Piper notices how his Spanish sounds a lot like English.

Vincent B. Bryant understands why his ex-girlfriend cheated on him, Princeton Dew doesn't want to date women his age, and Tahir Moore vows to lose weight.