A Lithuanian man with very questionable holiday plans, a large concealment of undeclared cigarettes and a high-risk biosecurity item lands at the International Mail Centre.

A Greek man turns up at Auckland airport with no money but plenty of history, Biosecurity deals with a hunter's trophies that include protected species and Customs find dodgy jeans.

Immigration deal with a Chinese national with a fake passport, Customs find a large quantity of meth hidden in household items and a charter fight of fisherman brings loads of booze!

A Swedish traveller ends up with bags of trouble at Christchurch airport, a South American tourist tells a chilling tale to Immigration and Biosecurity in Dunedin deals with Navy, the sailing cat.

A Brazilian man with a large quantity of cocaine hidden inside his suitcase, a woman loses her cool with Biosecurity and what is one wife trying to cover up for her husband?

This week on Border Patrol, immigration deal with a Singaporean national who claims to be rendezvousing with a mystery man, and a flood in the Bio-security zone shuts down Auckland Airport!

An American woman attempts to smuggle a live cat across the border, and Customs find a soft toy stuffed with more than just stuffing!

A British national plans his very own Brexit, a package of happiness arrives at the mail centre and Customs and Police go on a boat-hunt in the Bay of Islands.

A Nigerian national kicks-off with Border agencies, Customs deal with a fishy parcel from Africa and Immigration talk to a tricky DJ trying to work without a visa.

A lovesick Lithuanian begs for mercy, Customs find enough cigarettes to sink a ship at Christchurch airport and Biosecurity deal with a sneaky pest trying to hitchhike into the country.