Parker gets tossed in the brig after accidentally hitting Binghamton. To get him out, the crew has to convince Binghamton that Parker is the nephew of a famous Senator. Problems ensue when the real Senator shows up.

To get a local headhunter chieftain to sign a treaty, Parker has to pretend to be a witch doctor. The ruse works... but he ends up obliged to marry all of the old witch doctor's brides.