Binghamton cons a young recruit into spying on McHale and the 73 crew.

An egotistical movie star pays a visit to Taratupa, looking to create a publicity stunt. But it all falls apart when she stows away on the 73.

A snooty lieutenant promises Binghamton a post-war job, if he can sell life insurance policies to the 73 crew.

A bumbling nurse lieutenant, whom Parker is infatuated with, tries to keep him from being assigned to a dangerous location.

Binghamton tries to make the 73 crew obsolete, when a young electronics geek Ensign comes to Taratupa.

Binghamton tries to frame McHale and the crew for bootlegging and war profiteering, and winds up as a candidate for a section 8.

McHale and the crew must figure out a way to increase the base hospital's capacity, so that they can schedule a performance by Jerry Colonna.

The Shah of the oil-rich kingdom of Durani refuses to sign an agreement with the Navy without an Admiral present.   So Parker gets a temporary promotion to Admiral until the deal is closed.

When a jade necklace is taken from Binghamton's office, he calls in Naval Intelligence, and tries to frame McHale and the crew with the theft.

With the help of the Easter Bunny, some stolen eggs, and some eggnog, McHale and the crew rescue an Admiral, and capture a Japanese Patrol, while having an Easter egg hunt for some local school children.

Christy's little daughter needs a tonsillectomy, and Gruber and the boys cook up a scheme involving counterfeit art, to make the money for Christy to send back home.

A bump on the head during a Japanese raid, takes Parker back to his childhood days at old Camp Chinnapookie, and Binghamton tries to railroad him out on a medical discharge.

Ordered to shut down Maggie Monohan's Noumea 'tea room', Binghamton plans to catch McHale and the crew in the act, but gets caught up in the action, himself.

Caught with the goods, while trying to return some stolen property, Binghamton jails Parker pending court-martial. But McHale cooks up a plan to free him, by making the captain think he's losing his mind.

Binghamton's wife pays a visit to Taratupa with the women's Navy League, and confusion ensues, as McHale and the boys try to keep her away from Admiral Rogers, and a 'hoochie coochie' dancer.

The Admiral issues an order for all Chief Petty Officers to be shipped out, and Binghamton cons the 73 crew into applying for the job, and makes sure that they all pass the exam.

Binghamton assigns Carpenter as the new XO of the 73, and Parker is reduced to doing the base laundry. So McHale and the boys scheme to get Parker back.

Convinced that he only has 48 hours to live, Binghamton volunteers himself and the 73 crew to go on a dangerous mission, so that he can go out in a blaze of glory.

Binghamton uses sodium pentothal, to get the boys to spill the beans about their shady activities.  So McHale, Parker and Molly scheme to use the same method to get Binghamton to rat on himself.

Captured by a Japanese patrol, McHale and the crew and Captain Binghamton, put on a show for their captors, while secretly radioing a passing destroyer, with information on their whereabouts.

The crew's new mascot –  A parrot named Sam – Spills the beans to Binghamton about their new secret Hideaway, to party with the nurses.

McHale and the crew take Fuji along to a party with some of the Local Natives, where he falls in love with a lovely native girl, with a jealous boyfriend.

Binghamton's niece Cynthia arrives and is intrigued by Parker's resemblance to the Missing Link. Binghamton mistakenly assumes that she plans to marry Parker, and chaos ensues.

Christy tries to smuggle himself out to San Diego to see his daughter's 2nd birthday... just as the top brass arrive and demand to see him.

Thinking that Parker has inherited big money from his great-aunt, Binghamton signs a deal with a crooked Frenchman, to buy some supposedly valuable real estate on New Caledonia, and McHale and the crew try to help him get out of the situation.

To get a local headhunter chieftain to sign a treaty, Parker has to pretend to be a witch doctor. The ruse works... but he ends up obliged to marry all of the old witch doctor's brides.

When the crew's still springs a leak into a nearby stream, Binghamton drinks the water and the crew cover by claiming it's the Fountain of Youth.

Parker gets tossed in the brig after accidentally hitting Binghamton. To get him out, the crew has to convince Binghamton that Parker is the nephew of a famous Senator. Problems ensue when the real Senator shows up.

Binghamton assigns a klutzy, bumbling British sub-lieutenant to the 73 crew, in hopes that he will sink the boat, and break up the crew.

A peanut butter loving alligator befriends Parker, and helps in Parker's defense, when Binghamton tries to frame him with the theft of his wallet.

Binghamton summons a fitness board, to have Parker declared unfit for duty.  So McHale and the boys try to get him to change his mind, with some nitrous oxide.

During a visit by a sultan and his three princesses, Virgil borrows the 73, to take one of the princesses for a ride, forcing Parker to stand in for her.

When Binghamton gets word that a tough-as-nails admiral is coming for a surprise inspection, he feigns sickness and puts McHale in charge so that McHale can set himself up for a fall.

Binghamton orders McHale and his crew to pick up the base payroll, figuring that they'll steal it and he can get rid of them. With everyone else on leave, Parker gets the money... and has it stolen from him.

To help Gruber impress his girlfriend, McHale reluctantly agrees to let him stand-in as skipper, unknowing that Binghamton has volunteered McHale for permanent liaison duty at a British base.

Binghamton scares the 73 crew into requesting transfers, by making them think that the 73 is cursed.