Ricky and Julian are battling some serious fuckin' sleep deprivation.... will the drugs work? Before they crash, they discuss getting banged up in North Korea, why modern movies suck, and judge some painful Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week. Plus: Kids today, eh?!!

Ricky's having trouble with the ladies and asks Julian for dating advice. Would a cock of pepperoni or a dead rat help? In happier news, Ricky's new product idea takes the greasy out of your french fry supper. Plus: More head-hurting Drunk Lahey and Dummies of the Week!