Julian's dressed all sexy for summer, but there's something on his mind: his shitty pension fund! Can Ricky and Julian go full De Niro to make some retirement scrilla? Plus: dirrrty fries, duck whispering, and more fucked contenders for Drunk Lahey and Dummy of the Week!

Ricky's had enough of fuckin' Randy and his rent demands, he's moving outta Sunnyvale! But to where? Julian's gift for Mo arrives in the mail, and there's some inspiring Drunk Laheys of the Week. Plus: Fuck IPOs and pensions... put your cash in cockroaches!