Ricky's got a date with a lady at a fancy Chinese restaurant - is she gonna be impressed with his chicken ball-eating invention? There's also chainmail sheep, a floating city in need of weed, and a cop dumber than George Green. Plus: Aliens have arrived in Sunnyvale, and Ricky's got proof... kinda!

Ricky and Julian got a ticket to ride... to anywhere in the world! But where the fuck should they go? Before they pack their bags, they discuss dumpster diving for boobs, making money from dirty ol' dogs, and why kids and jet skis don't mix. Plus: Never lose a drop with Julian's liquor hack!