Poor Ricky! He's looking for love, but his fucked employment history is turning off the ladies. Can Julian help him write a job-winning resume? There's also a mushroom PSA for California, and a warning about hitch-hiking butthole fish. Plus: Let there be light - Julian attempts a life hack experiment!

Ricky's all banged up! He wants to get healthy so he can party harder. Can Julian persuade him to drop the late-night snacks and chug some fucking water? There's also a bunch of really dumb Dummies of the Week, a lost giraffe, and a LEGO supercar. Also: Would you pay money to watch Ricky and Julian play video games?