Nick Cannon tries to sell a car that someone might have been murdered in, and Birchum tries to enroll his conjoined daughters in a gymnastics class.

Taylor from "The Real World" calls up a medieval theme restaurant, and Sav Macaulay hosts a game show over the phone.

Terrence calls a Catholic Church on behalf of Paris Hilton, and Wayne McClammy has a lengthy request for a tattoo parlor.

Francis orders some insulting customized trophies for his basketball team, and Elmer is upset at the sight of a bus driven by a woman.

Dr. Premise looks for an assistant to help him with scientific experiments, and Hadassah tries to find something to do in Arlington.

Chamillionaire is threatened with legal action by the lawyer of "Chabillionaire," and Maverick complains about the outcome of a fish fight.

Steve-O wants to set a world record in skydiving, and Mark Thomas reports a computer virus.

Lil Jon looks to hire a harpist for his tour, and Hadassah tries to recover her half-full juice from the mall.