When the local carnival inevitably descends into rioting, Richie loots a BBC van, scoring himself a camera. He and Eddie set about filming their own television shows, but the project rapidly derails into a scheme to blackmail the Prime Minister.

Eddie and Richie get their revenge on Taffy O'Jones by stealing his honeymoon tickets and making off to the Marvelloso Spendido Hotel to pose as Mr and Mrs O'Jones.

Richie has devised a get-rich-quick plan of his own.

Richie and Eddie prepare for their holiday with a vigorous new fitness regime. But not all goes according to plan.

Following a nasty incident with three small children and a pitchfork on Halloween, Eddie and Richie come to realise the cash potential of trick-or-treating - especially if an electric cattle prod is used on the unwilling.

Richie Richard and Eddie Hitler are trapped on a Ferris Wheel - unaware that it's due to be demolished the next morning. They're forced into putting up with one another but thankfully for Eddie, he hasn't forgotten his booze!