If You Can't Beat Them, Join Them

When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

All Adults are Instructors for All Children

The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

The Color for Each Person's Bond Comes in Various Colors

Don't Trust Bedtime Stories

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

Butting Into a Fight Is Dangerous

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Let's Talk About the Old Days Once in a While

99% of Men Aren't Confident in Confessing Their Love / People Who Don't Believe in Santa Are the Very Ones Who Want to Believe, You Contentious Bastard

It's Your House, You Build It

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman's Future!

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Gin and His Excellency's Good-for-Nothings

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

Sometimes You Can't Tell Just By Meeting Someone

Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

Entering the Final Chapter!

Jump Festa 2008 Special

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches / Once You've Taken a Dish, You Can't Put It Back

Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung

Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit

The Older, The Wiser

Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning / Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing / There's Almost a 100% Chance You'll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

Life is a Test

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Kids Don't Understand How Their Parents Feel

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

It's All About the Beat and Timing

Important Things Are Hard To See

There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

Otaku Are Talkative

Rules Are Made to be Broken

The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is