Shelly's plans for a romantic weekend alone with Andrea are brought to a screeching halt by - house clutter.

Shelly becomes acutely aware of his own mortality when visited by a life insurance salesman.

Andrea is being driven crazy by the buzzing of a persistent mosquito.

Josh wants to give valentines to all of his classmates for Valentine's Day. Meanwhile, his parents are trying to stick to a difficult diet regimen.

In addition to taking care of his sick wife, Shelly finds that he must teach his daughter Rosie how to sing a patriotic song.

Shelly is forced to exercise fatherly discipline when his son steals chalk at school and his daughter wants to get her ears pierced.