Retiree Colin admits he got up to some very silly drinking and driving in his younger days... downing up to two slabs of beer in a day! He swears he's a changed man in his older age.

Construction worker Anthony picked up four whisky soda cans at the liquor store near home then downed them in his car as he made a few work calls. When police spot him nursing the car home Anthony is weaving all over the road.

Disability pensioner Kieron claims he kicked his cannabis habit years ago... oh, except he had some on a night out last week... and then a whole lot more the following day.

Small amounts of alcohol are a big problem for P plate drivers and music producer Ace has had a couple of drinks. It was hours ago... and he hoped he would blow all zeros... but he does not.

It's been a long beery afternoon for thirty-four-year-old Adam who really can't say how many he's had... but is sure he will be over the limit.

Adrian is a bit of a battler who is trying to get his life back on track. If he is cannabis positive then his long history of offending could mean some serious penalties.

27-year-old Karma is a good guy... but has a habit of making bad decisions. The latest one was deciding to drive after three cold beers while he spent the afternoon fishing. Will the roadside testing prove to be bad karma?

Troy,44, is a man who knows his limits and claims he routinely drinks just the right amount of mid-strength beer to stay under the limit, but will Troy's technique save him from losing his licence?

Mohammed claims he is part of an unbelievable medical research program using methamphetamine to cure Covid. If you don't believe him, he says you can ask the prime minister.