Limmy feels guilty about leaving his phone's stopwatch running when he was no longer using it,. He is also unhappy about the placement of the letter Q in the alphabet and thinks it should be moved, and he has a life-saving idea that he would like to proudly present to the world on behalf of Scotland.

Limmy reveals his secret life as an assassin, a businessman has a crisis of confidence when he accidentally goes to put his kettle in the fridge, and Limmy explains why he is paranoid about hanging his dirty towel on the washing line.

Limmy's is intrigued by signs at the entrance to an underpass and invites the audience to follow him to solve the mystery. He also gives a techno masterclass, sharing techniques and coaching would-be DJs on how to interact with a big, excitable crowd.

Rough-and-ready self-made comedy show featuring sketches, ramblings and techno by Scottish comedian Limmy.