Clayton English describes a food as "edible gentrification"; Julian McCullough reveals what Amish people don't say; and Jessimae Peluso steals from an audience member.

Sean Patton talks about how a 12th birthday card turned into a sex-ed class, Casey James Salengo reveals how many bodies he can lift; and Mehran Khaghani thinks Sean would be a sex symbol in one particular place.